Dresses & Yarn

30. Low femme fat lady of color. Living in a small town between a lake, mountains, and the Canadian border. Midwestern girl at heart. Always keeping busy.

laurenplus:

PLUS SIZE DRESS GIVEAWAY!!! Alright, sweethearts. This is the first time I’m attempting something like this so please have some patience with me. I’m cleaning out my closet and there are just some dresses that I don’t even wear anymore so I thought that there’d be nothing better than to circulate them back within a community of my fellow fat babes. Above are the 3 dresses that I’m giving away. In order by length, longest to shortest, clockwise.

I’m a US size 3x. I don’t have specifics to the measurements of each dress but if your body type is similar to mine (you can scroll through my blog to see) or smaller then you should be fine. I will say that the red dress’s tag says that it’s an 18 and the dark blue dress’s tag says it’s a 16. The black dress stretches so it fits true to size.

So, rules for the giveaway!

1) You must be following me. Don’t worry, you can unfollow immediately after the winner is chosen. I WILL BE CHECKING THIS. This just makes it easier for me to pick the winner if I can just go in and find your username immediately. 2) You must be living in the U.S. I’m sorry. If I could ship out of country I would, but I’m a struggling student—and—well you know the rest. 3) You must reblog the post. I will not count likes.

You can reblog the post up to 3 times. The giveaway will end August 2nd and I will hopefully be able to select the winner by August 4th. I’m just going to put your reblogs into a randomizer generator to select the winner. I’ll also be adding some extras to the package like cosmetics i.e. eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipstick. But that’s all completely at random and will be a surprise!

So good luck, babes! And don’t hesitate to message me if you have any questions!

Did I mention a #drawbridge is part of my commute? #champlainislands #vermont

Did I mention a #drawbridge is part of my commute? #champlainislands #vermont

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself »

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE