Dresses & Yarn

30. Low femme fat Puerto Rican cis-lady. Living in the second whitest state in the US in a peaceful small town between a lake, mountains, and the Canadian border. Midwestern girl at heart. Always keeping busy.

#antlers

thepsionicwoman:

neuroticmarshmallow:

scoutingforthefjords:

ulosis:

malformalady:

Stormin’ Norman while he is shedding his velvet. HE IS NOT IN PAIN… his antlers are completely dead at this time of year. It is not unusual to see this much blood while a buck is shedding his velvet.
Photo credit: Stephen Porter

Deer are brutal.

#DEER ARE METAL AS SHIT

I propose an animated action movie called Red Velvet. A machine gun wielding deer protecting a world famous bakery from the zombie apocolypse. 

Now that’s something i could get behind.

thepsionicwoman:

neuroticmarshmallow:

scoutingforthefjords:

ulosis:

malformalady:

Stormin’ Norman while he is shedding his velvet. HE IS NOT IN PAIN… his antlers are completely dead at this time of year. It is not unusual to see this much blood while a buck is shedding his velvet.

Photo credit: Stephen Porter

Deer are brutal.

#DEER ARE METAL AS SHIT

I propose an animated action movie called Red Velvet. A machine gun wielding deer protecting a world famous bakery from the zombie apocolypse. 

Now that’s something i could get behind.

omgthatdress:

The Widows of Culloden
Alexander McQueen, 2008
The Metropolitan Museum of Art

I can only dream of ever wearing something this magnificent.

omgthatdress:

The Widows of Culloden

Alexander McQueen, 2008

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

I can only dream of ever wearing something this magnificent.

miss-quitecontrary:

(via deer with little antlers hat KNITTING by TinyOwlsMagicAttic)
Also this. I was obsessed last winter with the idea of making 3 in varied sizes for my tiny future family. That’s not going to happen now, but maybe I should go ahead and make one for myself!

Before I discovered this pattern I found a pattern for a knit jackalope and had plans to make my own similar hat, but with larger horns. I feel like they should be felted, though.

miss-quitecontrary:

(via deer with little antlers hat KNITTING by TinyOwlsMagicAttic)

Also this. I was obsessed last winter with the idea of making 3 in varied sizes for my tiny future family. That’s not going to happen now, but maybe I should go ahead and make one for myself!

Before I discovered this pattern I found a pattern for a knit jackalope and had plans to make my own similar hat, but with larger horns. I feel like they should be felted, though.