Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight; instead, bring a screwdriver

shortformblog:

• plan In Sarasota, Florida, a man armed with a handgun walked into a gas station and told the clerk to empty the register. A fool-proof plan!
• problem The would-be thief fled before taking any cash when the clerk brandished…a screwdriver. Talk about calling someone’s bluff. source

I miss UYD’s “This Week In Florida” because it was nothing but stories like this.

(Source: shortformblog)